What every woman wants to hear?

 

A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself.
"You know love," she says. "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman.
My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my bum is hanging out a mile.
I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby.
Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself."
He thinks about it for a bit and then says, "Well......there's nothing wrong with your eyesight".

 

              How do you expect the woman  to react?

 

 

~ WHAT EVERY GIRL WANTS TO HEAR ~

 

Girl : thanks for the fun day

Boy: no prob

Girl : can i ask u a few question...

Boy: sure

Girl : and be honest...

Girl : have i ever crossed ur mind?

Boy: no

Girl : do u like me?

Boy: no

Girl : do u want me?

Boy: no

Girl : would u cry if i left?

Boy: no

Girl : would u live for me?

Boy: no

Girl : would u do anything for me?

Boy: no
Girl : choose me or ur life?

Boy: my life

the girl ran away in shock depression

the boy ran after her and told her

the reason u never crossed my mind because u are always in my mind.. the reason why i don't like u is because i love u.. the reason i dont want u is because i need u... the reason why i wouldn't cry if u leave is because i'll die if u do.... the reason i wouldn't live for u is because i would diefor u... the reason I'm not willing to do anything for u is because i would do everything for u.... the reason i choose my life is because u are my life... this words can really make a girl cry...sweetest thing that a girl ever dream of.....its easy to say rather than do...but actually the sayings is already a perfect moment for a love story....to all those guys outthere...love ur girl...share the sweetest words u ever think of...coz that means a lot...